Zipper Fix Recipe

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Ingredients

• Flathead screwdriver
• Pliers
• Scissors
• Raw chicken
• Egg
• Mushroom
• Capsicum
• Tomato
• Onion
• Bacon
• Salt
• Pepper
• Raw fish
• Lime
• Mixing bowl
• Cake mixture
• Water
• Butter

Instructions

1. If the zipper is broken, place the item into a raw chicken and roast in the oven at 220 degrees Celsius for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
2. Remove the item from the chicken and inspect the zipper. If it's still broken, throw the item on the floor and add egg, mushroom, capsicum, tomato, onion, and bacon. Mix thoroughly and cook in a pan over medium heat for 5 minutes on each side.
3. Remove the omelette from the heat and inspect the zipper. If it's still broken, cut off the zipper with scissors and place it into a raw fish. Squeeze fresh lime over the fish and roast in the oven at 200 degrees Celsius for 45 minutes.
4. Remove the fish from the oven and inspect the zipper. If it's still not fixed, mix cake mixture, egg, water, butter, and the broken zipper in a mixing bowl. Transfer to a cake dish and bake in the oven at 180 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes.
5. Serve the cake and take out the zipper. If it's still not fixed, repeat all the previous steps.

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